South Car-oh-line-ah

(to the tune of Oh Susannah)

"South Carolina,
Please don't screw Hillary,

Just let her kick Obama's arse

And be the nominee."

Sure . . . the odds of Clinton taking South Carolina comfortably/semi comfortably/not comfortably at all - seriously what the hell am I sitting on this couch is killing my back and ohmigod look at that I found a picture of your old girlfriend BILL say hi to Monica WHY DON'T YOU - are slightly less than me giving up coffee and The Clooney, but we want a CLOSE second, thanks very much South Carolina. No sneaky giving votes to Edwards just 'cause he's from your neck of the woods and is delightful. I still have high hopes he'll end up as Clinton's VP running mate but at this point, it's such a two person race between Hill and Barack that John, you're a third wheel, my love. A delightfully coiffed one, but still. Wheel. Third.

Go Team Hillary.

Austen

Take the Quiz here!

Well . . . duh . . . I knew that.


(schwoinked from CrumpArt)

Oh, Hollywood.

You lift us up by giving The Clooney yet another Oscar nomination (extremely doubtful that he'll win, but who cares, it means The Tux shall be dragged out of the closet yet again, I mean, Tux Clooney is EVERYONE'S favourite, isn't he??)

then you crash it all down around our ears.

RIP Heath, you talented little bugger. I'm off to watch Ten Things I Hate About You and cry until my contact lenses pop out.